Friday, September 14, 2007

How Animals Have Sex @ 10:16 PM

Saw a very interesting book at PageOne at Vivocity.
Pls don't say that i am dirty!!! its really interesting. especially the way the author describe. You have to read it to know what i mean. simply a book that can keep u woooo.. wow. eeek.. non-stop



Part of the extract.

MANTIS

SCIENTIFIC NAME..Mantis sphodromantis
CLASSIFICATION...
Phylum: Arthropoda,
Class: Insecta,
Order: Mantodea,
Family: Mantidae
SIZE.............8-12 cm
DISTRIBUTION.....Global
DIET.............Insects

You're a single-parent mother mantis and your kids want to know about where babies come from. Unfortunately you can't just avoid the issue like any normal parent in the hope that the little wretches find out for themselves off of the Internet. Instead, you have to sit them down on your scaly mantis knee and tell them the appalling truth. Which goes something like this:

'When a mummy mantis and a daddy mantis love each other very much, the mummy mantis will give the daddy a special sort of hug. Whilst they're doing their special hug, the mummy mantis starts to eat daddy's eyes. Then she eats the rest of his head. Eventually she chews through a bunch of nerve endings in his brain stem that inhibit his libido. This makes daddy go into a series of satisfying sexual spasms. You see, it turns out daddy is actually a lot better at sex once he's dead. Anyhow, the mummy mantis goes on eating daddy, leaving his genitals, still working away, till last. I hope this has answered your question. Now go play with your sister.'

The upside is that the kiddie mantises will almost certainly never bring up any awkward subjects ever again.




If you want to read somemore, HOW ANIMALS HAVE SEX

=)

Friday, September 14, 2007

How Animals Have Sex @ 10:16 PM

Saw a very interesting book at PageOne at Vivocity.
Pls don't say that i am dirty!!! its really interesting. especially the way the author describe. You have to read it to know what i mean. simply a book that can keep u woooo.. wow. eeek.. non-stop



Part of the extract.

MANTIS

SCIENTIFIC NAME..Mantis sphodromantis
CLASSIFICATION...
Phylum: Arthropoda,
Class: Insecta,
Order: Mantodea,
Family: Mantidae
SIZE.............8-12 cm
DISTRIBUTION.....Global
DIET.............Insects

You're a single-parent mother mantis and your kids want to know about where babies come from. Unfortunately you can't just avoid the issue like any normal parent in the hope that the little wretches find out for themselves off of the Internet. Instead, you have to sit them down on your scaly mantis knee and tell them the appalling truth. Which goes something like this:

'When a mummy mantis and a daddy mantis love each other very much, the mummy mantis will give the daddy a special sort of hug. Whilst they're doing their special hug, the mummy mantis starts to eat daddy's eyes. Then she eats the rest of his head. Eventually she chews through a bunch of nerve endings in his brain stem that inhibit his libido. This makes daddy go into a series of satisfying sexual spasms. You see, it turns out daddy is actually a lot better at sex once he's dead. Anyhow, the mummy mantis goes on eating daddy, leaving his genitals, still working away, till last. I hope this has answered your question. Now go play with your sister.'

The upside is that the kiddie mantises will almost certainly never bring up any awkward subjects ever again.




If you want to read somemore, HOW ANIMALS HAVE SEX

=)