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Friday, February 03, 2006
unemployed @ 8:29 PM

hoho i am officially unemployed today. spent e whole day at home watching tv. Soooooooooooo boring. No work means no money means no shopping. sad sad =(

Anyway, i feel that i am so boring that i bored myself to death.

SO bored rite. Here's a JOKE. =D

One day an evil witch took over the forest, ''One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell a joke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared... or else I'll cut off your head!''

The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animals laughed except fot a tortoise.. so the witch cut off his head.

Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all the animals off laughing... but still, the tortoise did not laugh...so the witch cut off her head.

Then, the rabbit went up... but before she could say a word, the tortoise started laughing... ''Why are you laughing you stupid tortoise?'' the witch asked.

The monkey's joke was very funny...'' was the reply

(cold? haha)

-right kind of wrong.



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